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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frost bite.

What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?

Snow business.

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What do you call a prom in the North Pole?

A snow ball.

What do mountains wear to stay warm? Snowcaps.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Icebergers.

What kind of ball doesn't bounce?

A snowball.

What happened to the man who stole a calendar?

He got 12 months!

Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year's Eve?

Times Square.

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What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?

A pineapple!

What is Santa's dog's name?

Santa Paws!

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What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.