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What does a house wear?
Address!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A yolkswagen.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
Where do young trees go to learn?
Elementree school.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
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How do you stay warm in any room during the winter?
Go into a corner. It's always 90 degrees.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot. You can easily catch a cold.
How do you scare a snowman?
You show him a blow torch.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Where do snowmen love to dance?
At a snow ball.
What bites with no teeth?
Frost!
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How do mountains stay warm?
They put on their snowcaps.
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Where do snowmen keep their money?
In snowbanks.
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”