Bref, apparently the card will decide to work on Sunday for some unknown reason and that is a bold statement from a financial institution that won’t run automated processes beyond 12h on a Friday so Sunday being the “oh yeah it’ll be fine” day is highly unlikely

To top this all off, I’ve been in a loop of hell that even Kafka might think twice about to get the answer of “no you’re wrong because there are funds available that are not available”

Also to add on to this, I actually used that card at 8h this morning which had zero problem working but suddenly decided that actually nope vibe not right fuck you

This is to say that I’m only using my back up account because my salary is late because apparently the bank that sends it will only do that once every working day at 7h or you wait the whole weekend dirt poor, which is precisely why I only use a Dutch bank in my day to day life

The sheer arbitrary nature of the French banking system makes the simple task of using your card to pay for something a Russian roulette of “even though I have money in my account will my bank know I have money in my account” because this is exactly what happened just now

Also I’m tired of our national broadcaster in the middle of what could become an implosion of our government inviting the FN on screen at peak hours to normalise their hate, non-policies, and just letting them off the hook when they say bullshit

I’m burnt the fuck out, not from my job or the current state of my life, but from this brand of capitalism™

I was going to make a hot political take about a squirrel and whatever the fuck happened at l’assemblée nationale yesterday, but honestly I’m just too tired of all this petty ass shit while the climate collapses and we’re all just getting too poor to exist

My body is very much struggling to deal with spring right now

Medical facilities severely lacking too. Honestly these accelerationists are pushing to destroy the world and are far too stupid to manage to survive it because a paper cut

“We get live satellite TV” ok but hear me out, you know TV is broadcast from a physical place by humans that you anticipate will go boom. Maybe buy a few DVDs

“We have multiple bunkers connected by Starlink”. Tell me you don’t know how infrastructure works without telling me you have no idea how infrastructure works

I’m watching a video about rich people bunkers and it’s clear these dumb fucks think the internet will still work after a nuclear explosion. That is of course assuming they don’t die from lack of permanent staffing at the facilities

Yes Firefox please do just stop rendering the tab I’m working on and fuck up half an hours worth of work for reasons and without even an error. I do appreciate this

These fucks going to make me have to resubscribe to do a bender of a weekend aren’t they

All fur, no thought #caturday

It goes without saying that a Trump presidency is going to be real fucking bad for a lot of people. But for us outside of the US, it’ll be that thing that probably ends up killing neo-liberalism similar to how Brexit made a lot of fashos stop talking about leaving the EU

I’ve been looking for an excuse to get my last remaining domains off CloudFlonk and I guess Project 2025 is probably a good reason

I have to pee really urgently but Jarod is having a twitchy dream baking under the covers. This is a hard call

Got the survey request from Eurostar, don’t mind if I add in “c’est un choix politique de créer un shitshow”