⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // UNIT PANIC BULLETIN 0021 ⚔️

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BREAKING:

Chaos erupted inside Fort Nakamoto this morning after a routine zap invoice was labeled “0.00021 BTC” instead of “21 sats.”

The scribe fainted.

The Commander screamed “ARE WE BURNING SATS OR MILLIBITS?!”

And someone tried to standardize with microbits — they’ve been banished to fiatland.

Current status:

• The Treasury is scribbling conversions on parchment

• HR is crying in a multisig vault

• The kitchen is now accepting payment in “whatever unit comes with snacks”

Official Fort stance:

We don’t care if you say sats, bits, or spacecoins.

Just zap it.

The mempool accepts all dialects.

#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #UnitDebate #DecimalDisaster #SoundMoneyMeltdown ⚔️⚡️📏

Bitcoin price: $103237, Sats per USD: 969

Bitcoin price: $103237, Sats per USD: 969

現在のブロック高さ:897133

<推奨手数料> 単位sats/vB

最速:5

1時間以内:4

[参考] 直近6ブロックの最小手数料

3,3,2,2,2,2

[参考] 次ブロック候補の最小手数料

4

⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // UNIT PANIC BULLETIN 0021 ⚔️

⸻

BREAKING:

Chaos erupted inside Fort Nakamoto this morning after a routine zap invoice was labeled “0.00021 BTC” instead of “21 sats.”

The scribe fainted.

The Commander screamed “ARE WE BURNING SATS OR MILLIBITS?!”

And someone tried to standardize with microbits — they’ve been banished to fiatland.

Current status:

• The Treasury is scribbling conversions on parchment

• HR is crying in a multisig vault

• The kitchen is now accepting payment in “whatever unit comes with snacks”

Official Fort stance:

We don’t care if you say sats, bits, or spacecoins.

Just zap it.

The mempool accepts all dialects.

#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #UnitDebate #DecimalDisaster #SoundMoneyMeltdown ⚔️⚡️📏

525 sats for a Shake.

I didn’t eat this time but about 1300

📊 **Bitcoin-Update**

- 💰 Price: $103018

- 📦 Blockheight: 897133

- ⌛ Mempool: 333699 TXs

- 💸 Fees: 4 sats/vByte

Bitcoin price: $103216, Sats per USD: 969

Nice!!! How much sats are a burger n fries?

👋 A new block was found on the #Bitcoin network. We're at block height 897133, current #bitcoin price is $103242.36 and there are 113394060190011 #sats left to mine.

Timechain info:

Block height: 897,133

Network difficulty: 121.66T

Next difficulty adjustment(est.): 95.29T

Market dominance %: 59.66%

BTC price per 1K sats($): 1.03

24H median transaction fee($): 1.19

#meme #memes #btc #nostr #plebchain #memestr #pleb #laugh #funny #jokes #primal #serioushumour

Title: hmmm

Bitcoin price: $103190, Sats per USD: 969

Usando Start9 (de momento después de 6 meses ni un solo problema, sólido y fiable incluso con cortes repentinos de energia en el sistema, reinicio y como si nada), acompañándolo con Electrs, Mempool, Lnd, Alby Hub, Nextcloud, Valultwarden y Robosats.

Todas mis necesidades básicas cubiertas, btc, lightning, almacenamiento datos personales, compra venta btc, contraseñas y datos sensibles solo en mi poder.

Siguiente paso estudiar pros y contras para correr un relay propio en Nostr e ir curioseando el mundo de los Bitaxes.

Un mundo.....

Bitcoin price: $103167, Sats per USD: 969

📊 **Bitcoin-Update**

- 💰 Price: $103018

- 📦 Blockheight: 897133

- ⌛ Mempool: 333699 TXs

- 💸 Fees: 7 sats/vByte

🧠 Am I in a Bitcoin Cult?

(No — but I can see why people ask.)

Over the past few years, I’ve gone deep into Bitcoin — not just as an asset, but as a philosophy, a technology, and a way of thinking about value, freedom, and truth.

But recently, I found myself asking a hard question:

“Am I in a Bitcoin cult?”

To outsiders, the signs might look familiar:

There’s a clear tribal identity — memes, slogans, strong opinions.

Some Bitcoiners are quick to dismiss anything outside the protocol.

We speak in shorthand: “HODL,” “stack sats,” “run a node,” “have fun staying poor.”

And yes, we have our prophets — Satoshi, Saifedean Ammous, Jimmy Song.

But here’s what I’ve realized:

Bitcoin isn’t a cult. It’s a protocol.

Some people treat it cultishly.

Some behave like zealots.

But the protocol itself doesn’t demand belief — it demands verification.

I’m not here to sell anything. I’m not building a downline. I’m not chasing hype.

I’m here because I believe in the value of a decentralized, auditable, apolitical form of money.

And unlike the world of MLMs or Web3 hype cycles — which I’ve dabbled in before — Bitcoin doesn’t ask me to recruit, to upsell, or to pretend.

It asks me to take responsibility.

To verify.

To build.

To hold my own keys.

To opt out of noise, not add to it.

So no — I’m not in a cult.

But I am part of something that’s radically countercultural in a world addicted to fiat illusions.

And I’m okay if that makes people uncomfortable.

(As with my ongoing article series, I’ve been shaping these thoughts with the help of ChatGPT — not to replace my voice, but to sharpen it.)

#Bitcoin #ProofOfWork #NotCrypto #StackSats #FiatIsTheCult #Nostr

Just tell us the truth, how much the CIA pays you? Do they pay in sats?