I hit a cat today driving.

I saw it in my rear view mirror after hearing the thud.

It ran out of nowhere. It was unavoidable.

I turned the car around to check how it was, when I got there it was gone.

I took my eye off it for maybe 5 seconds.

Didn’t even get to say sorry.

How can I sleep tonight?

I’m worried that it’s planning revenge.

The YouTubers are the absolute worst. Daily, sometimes hourly, “it’s gonna rocket” clickbait

I’m a complete beginner but interested in learning. Learning as part of a group would be better than solo. If anyone wants to set up a discord or whatever I’d join 👌 can’t beat a bit of accountability and support

Just combined bagels and chorizo and created heaven.

The only world that truly matters is your inner world. You can learn to hide there forever if you like.

I haven’t been able to purchase crypto in the UK for months now.

3 banks I use have decided I’m not responsible to make the decision to buy crypto.

I was a gambler for years and regularly lost 80% of my salary.

They had no issue with me gambling my money then.

The existence of crypto threatens the existence of traditional banking.

Macro, it’s a good thing.

Micro, are there any crypto friendly banks anyone can recommend?

Been inactive for a few weeks just busy with life, every time I use this the progression is noticeable. Haven’t used Twitter since I joined Nostr so very happy with it for that alone, life is so peaceful 👌

This is the first time I’ve had a post zapped. Very nice feature #[3]​ 🤙

I’m dying to escape my 9-5 hell. How did you do it?

Haha thanks 🙏 I’m not gonna tell him that 😏

Crying child distracted me for a minute while replying and now owes me 4200 sats 😊

The fat angel

Trying to build my LinkedIn profile and masquerade as a “normal” person. Drop a link to your profile if you’d like to connect.

Remember that people are more inclined to complain than praise.

You’ve done a brilliant job and everyone with sense appreciates it.

Some negative feedback could be useful but probably best to ignore the majority until you’ve done all that you set out to.

Working remotely from a restaurant today.

Two men are complaining about their boss during their lunch break next to me.

“He doesn’t know what he’s doing”

“He’s only a kid, he’s not even 30 yet”

“How’s he building a £1m house?”

“He inherited money from his grandad and put it into Bitcoin a few years ago, cashed out at £27m”

“Not even real money that, I don’t get it at all”

Everyone who heard of crypto early and didn’t act regrets it.

Everyone who becomes avoidably ill regrets not acting early.

Learn as you act. Act in order to learn. Don’t be everyone.

Rejecting things based on second hand beliefs will cost you more than you can predict.

The worst potential use case, or misuse case, I heard for them was that they could potentially be used to sabotage the blockchain and spam it with child porn. Potentially making each node runner liable for storing child porn.

I’ll send all of my sats to the person who posts the invoice with the closest amount to what I have

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Easter eggs should be available at any time within the year.

You can post about whatever you like. If 3/4 of your followers can’t handle a multifaceted person, that’s their issue.