Obviously you can't have a bunch of empty shampoo bottles around, so you'd throw out the $400 bottle of shampoo when it was empty after a week. (I know that seems awfully expensive, but don't worry -- we've gotten $15/hr minimum wage in the future!)
I feel like in the idiocracy universe, three in one shampoo conditioner body wash would have just expanded to become the worst version of everything and the thing that everyone uses for everything.
"Shampoo. Conditioner. Body wash. Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Toothpaste. Mouthwash. Toothbrush. Knife. Fork. Spoon. Antifreeze for your car. Gunpowder. Lubricant. Fire starter. Screwdriver set. Adjustable Wrench. Sex toy. Gps. MRI machine..."
Everyone should've chosen an alternative browser and an alternative search engine long ago.
It's time for the era of big tech to end.
At what point has the obvious truth ever stopped the media from saying a thing?
hydrogen peroxide and the sun, as I recall.
"scientists shocked to discover Pareto distribution exists yet again, propose global dictatorship to prevent it"
Maybe it's his secret femboy lover feeding lines into his ear? Because it sure isn't the bible...
I'd eat der burger fuhrer just for the lulz.
The thing that's frustrating is that people don't recognize the pain started post 2008 as the money printer went brrrrr. Well, I think many people do get that, but certaintly the politicians and journalists do not.
Every law is signed with a bullet. Every one. Yes, even the one you're thinking of that proves I'm wrong. People have been killed by the state for not complying with laws as innocuous as selling loose cigarettes or not cutting their lawns. Every law is a potential threat: "Do this thing, or the state might kill you".
Some people want to make politeness the law. "You should be doing this anyway, it's just polite!" -- Well it isn't politeness if it's signed with a bullet.
In the past, we have had people you had to be polite to under penalty of law. They were the aristocracy. Nobles or samurai could have commoners punished if they were disrespected. People did die for disrespecting the aristocracy.
At that time, the aristocracy wrote stories to explain why they ought to be respected under penalty of law. They explained that they descended directly from God or heroes, that the people protected were specifically deserving of their station as protected.
It bothers me a lot, that people don't realize you shouldn't put a gun to someone's head and say "Be nice". It bothers me that people want to create a new aristocracy.
Some stuff just shouldn't be part of the state. "Everything is part of the state, nothing outside the state" (paraphrased) is literally fascist doctrine stated by Mussolini.
Oh, mushoku tensei day.
If you eject your video card, how will you know when it's safe to remove?
Bathing at least once a week is basically kryptonite for women. It isn't even fair to their delicate constitutions. Our modern times are unable to comprehend such magnificence.
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I don’t speak for the retards that voted for him, i speak for humanity.
Fair enough. That's most people
If only it was cheap.
They're just ahead of the curve. EV taxes are an inevitability.
They're so used to websites wanting to specifically cater to them that they'll silence all opposing viewpoints with extreme prejudice that it seems strange to them when that doesn't happen.
I don't defederate from anyone, but I did add some woodchipper instances to the strip image MRF.
Most bosses regret how they mandated workers return to the office
Link: https://fortune.com/2023/08/14/bosses-regretting-return-to-office-mandates/
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=37131854
Looks like cope from people who had to go back to work.
I, for one, I'm glad to not have a bunch of work from home losers sitting there asking me to do their jobs that they can't do from their deck while drinking mai tais.
"Oh we're so productive!" No, I'm so productive. Get back to work, slacker.