"Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Lemming and of the Mammut and of the Holy Kbin, teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age."

- The Gospel of The Fediverse, chapter 28, verses 19-20 (Fedi 28:19-20):

Oops

I've been trying to come up for literal millenia

Lesson learned. Don't piss off the big guy

Please don't hack me

I made it.