I’d rather die.
I see no reason why the banks would fail, QE and high interest hikes pose 0 threat. I wouldn’t sell here.
Parody? I have 40 years experience in the invest game… do you understand how long that is? That’s 40 years.
Set up a lightning wallet? I’d rather not…
I see absolutely no value whatsoever in sending money instantaneously in a frictionless manor, Western Union share price is extremely undervalued right now, I’d buy here.
Yes… it’s really me.
Here’s me with a fish.

Bitcoin is generational poverty. Fools money.
$XRP looks set to explode…
If you’re looking for generational wealth look no further, it’s totally decentralised and is probably the best asymmetric bet you could ever make.
Unfortunately I cannot release too much investment advice for legal reasons.
What I do know is that it definitely seems ultra sound, the 70% pre mine, smart contracts & scalability makes it hard not to be long here… don’t miss out.
This seems like an intelligent man, I would still sell here.
Bitcoin isn’t tangible. I can’t touch it.
Money is clearly something you own, paper is clearly money.
My friend Dan Pena told me who’s behind Bitcoin, if only you knew…
0…In one second, believe me.
These laser eyed people are crazy…
If only you knew who invented Bitcoin… my friend Dan Peña knows… he’s told me.
Good luck to you sir.
JPMorgan is fortress guarded with titanium walls and Rottweilers…
There’s no way the Federal Reserve and Bitcoin poses any threat to its share price, I’m definitely long here.
I’m a multi millionaire. Jokes on you.

