Ha sorry never gonna happen dude.
It's an umbrel node. Is that what you mean by backend?
Satscards are cool, but for someone's first experience with bitcoin?
Next time try sending a few sats using nostr:npub13qv9uflfdn70c0zcccju7uxymwn407xjax4he2uq75qj5dp7klfqt74rrf
Thanks, hadn't heard of it
Embarrassing failure of an orange-pilling last night.
I was at a neighborhood party and a neighbor asked me about bitcoin. We talked for a bit and he asked me how to get some. I said I'll send you some right now and you can send me cash via zelle.
I tell him to download Phoenix wallet. So far so good. I fired up Strike, loaded up $100 and tried to send. Failure #1: the $100 apparently needs to clear before I can send it anywhere. First time that's happened to me and I use Strike somewhat regularly.
Ok, no problem, I'll just send it from my node. So I fire up nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 , scan the QR, and hit send, and it spins.....and spins......and spins......and spins......and then times out.
No indication of why it couldn't complete before timeout. I have plenty of overall outbound capacity, and no trouble connecting to the node. I guess my set of channels aren't well enough connected or the outbound capacity isn't in the right channels. Failure #2.
So at this point I'm really starting to look like an asshole.
Final attempt, I guess I'll try sending on chain from my node. So I ask him to switch to an on chain address and send the sats...success! Well, only on my side.
Phoenix gave him no notification of receipt and the balance didn't show up in his wallet until after it was confirmed. Failure #3.
Needless to say, this guy is probably not too impressed.
A scammer pretending to be from Coinbase called me last night.
I'm a little annoyed at myself for shutting it down so quickly instead of trying to string him along.
Next time.
Be careful out there.
Zero bitcoin adoption in Porto. Not even a single sticker on a lamp post.
The Coinbase rug is going to be epic.
nostr:npub102ca8pnhy26vh2akepgr4vleyew65nuzug5val3sycslfe0wruwqzezyfp imagine pepe the frog eating pastel de nata in Porto
Got to taste this baby today. Oh my oh my. 
Apparently Midjourney doesn't know what "cowering" means... 
nostr:npub102ca8pnhy26vh2akepgr4vleyew65nuzug5val3sycslfe0wruwqzezyfp imagine Elon Musk cowering in the corner while being attacked by a robot