I’m Xerxes in this analogy.

It is 💯 a satire account. You made me look tho.

Never met a M.D./D.O. even in an adjacent solar system of this stupid 🤣

currently at war with a sleepless toddler

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Stop looking inside my house!

they swore it was only dipped in chocolate milk the one time

The dinosaur suit is very absorbent.

I just took the blue pill today so something could hold my weight up when my feeble arms gave out from doing pushups

is that what you wanted to hear planet?!

chair under feet

don’t talk back to your grandfather

I can’t 🫣 😭

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r and nostr:npub1t3ggcd843pnwcu6p4tcsesd02t5jx2aelpvusypu5hk0925nhauqjjl5g4 I’m not tagging you in 100 photos bc that would be a dick move

here’s proof of 1/TBD (min of 170 today)

Then it’s settled, Karanal.

Nah bruv they wake me up like this fairly regularly.

Is this behavior pronounced Karenel, or Karanal?

Can’t be mad that they take after dad. I swear I’ve bought/broke so many toys in the past year. 🤣😂

ngl I got worried that you put furniture/stuff in the closet, but then realized it was a recording room 🤙

I mean I turn it on at work to prove a point sometimes so that’s definitely not any weirder 🤣

and listening to the magic mike soundtrack

so what if I am?

You bring up a good point about a major hurdle of widespread adoption.

In my line of work I meet many people who I’ll ask a very, very basic question about their health history and they’ll just look at me blankly, tell me that they don’t know, and “just go check in the computer.”

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I’ve had this internal dialogue so many times 🤣😂