the fact that I lost sleep about this scenario as a small child should’ve automatically excluded me from becoming a physician 😂🤣

T H A N K. Y O U.

Damnit, that’s a full grown miniature dog being held by a girl that needs to eat a sandwich.

I SAID PUPPIES!!

😂

I’ll do it with you, but Marie isn’t allowed inside. Damn puppy hater.

NO! WHERE ARE THE DAMN PUPPIES MARIE?!?!

Straight up sexist and puppy hating behavior if you ask me.

I’m in my 30s damnit

Yup 😂🤣

You’re not looking at the puppies are you?

I couldn’t hang with him. That much coke would kill me.

I rarely drink maam. I’m not classy enough for the top shelf stuff and bottom shelf booze is a younger man’s game.

Still wish it was an 🍆 instead of a ⭐️.

Does it cuddle?

no 😭

having a generational talent at QB and playing ref ball during the season doesn’t hurt either 🤣

yes maam

i mean that hurts my feelings but it’s an entirely valid point you make

Minimum of one for each extremity.

My Friday is the only Friday that matters maam.