Liking your own freckles is woke?

I hope nobody really believes that they will be honest and run books properly under President Musk

It was probably taken out of context

I don't understand why anyone would still be there

And thus the wisdom found its shape

Ah you got the memo. Good

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So many years with Twitter polls and people still treat their results seriously

So thick with metaphors. You could literally slice them

Stonks grow as hard as erection

This is primarily Jeff Bezos tactic. Make people afraid they can get fired any time so they push more

Firing ait traffic controllers should teach them to not make mistakes

You dodged a bullet in favour of a cannonball 😂

Are you sure?

https://variety.com/2025/film/news/julianne-moore-donald-trump-bans-book-freckleface-strawberry-1236310153/

I lived in places where there were wall geckos and that was never a thing. I would expect them to be more bright in colours which is a warning to other animals

Apparently it's bollocks

https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/wall-geckos-not-deadly-or-even-poisonous

Today's wedding is sponsored by two months: May and December

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Why would anyone put a wall gecko on that list?

What did they do?

Nostr fixes this