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DEAD JOKE STOA

At the animal shelter I had a nickname Masturbo but I stopped ever since I got adopted

I'm dying to finally hear the famous British accent. What a treat

Then in 4,627 (around 12 years and 8 months) days all the Americans will die

Ah classic Polish movie poster school

Proud Boys are not that proud but rather Adolf Hitler's bitches

Bitcoiners will finally tear themselves into pieces

This happened to Hans somewhere around 2011 when he was abroad and went to a strip joint. He took a private dance and they went to a champagne room where the girl asked him what would he like. Being a simple man he said:

"Show me your ass"

But his English was heavy with his German accent and the girl heard him rather saying "Shove me your ass" so she decided to make sure

"Shove it? Shove it where?"

"Show it to my face" he replied

"Well alright" said the girl as she was relieving her ass from her mini skirt and panties

And that's how Hans learned of facesitting. When a random girl smashed her ass straight into his face. He's never been the same man afterwards

I'm getting asked for it in many DMs but I have to refuse time after time: I will not do any more "Well actually" posts okay? This schtick has been played to death so let it rest in its shallow incel mansplaining grave

I will never be orange-pilled

One man's follow pack is another man's blocklist #Confucius

Ah okay. Let's say it was a side question from me. CP is generally problematic in many areas

Immutability also has an interesting side effect. So let's stick to the cats. Let us now imagine that government of Ruretania bans posting cat pictures (they're dog people under their new president). That would invalidate the ledger