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Formerly employed by the Pope of Eruke. Diagnosed with a vague and grave disease by Dr. Sam Goldfarb. Misdiagnosed as ENTJ-T by web quizzes.

Neutral Tigermilk Hotel is fucking hilarious. I wrote new kids on the block revival, but thought the juxtaposition of New Kids on the Block and the more obscure reference wouldn’t be appreciated by any of you animals.

I’m so Julia.

It’s like eletronic acid washed cowboy boot gaze dystopian anarchist metal but it’s really really heavy only *after* the first bass drop so it’s kind of like Neutral Tigermilk Hotel with heavy inspiration from Cop Rock. No the tv show. Yeah. ‘80s new kid revival shit exactly!

Žižek, on Chapo Trap House, once said that his favorite Coke was the diet *and* caffeine free Coke. Since then I've always forced myself to look at his ideas more critically. This really highlights how consumerism and self-identity work together to make me a better idiot — sometimes.

My neighbors started having their roof replaced at 6:30 am and I'm so upset mine took three days to replace and theirs took a morning and half the afternoon.

Go woke. Snort coke.

We can't hear you over the deafening sound of our bad idea.

GFOTY is like the Blue's Clues version of Lords of Acid in my mind. (Complimentary)

Fishers Indiana sounds like a small town a mystery novel would take place in.

I met a motorcycle named Bagatha today.

I got a Pinecil and a little learning kit. Today I learn to solder.

Miller and Dittmann, Publicity and Image Management: We Are You.

It’s not too late to buy me shit.

https://buymeshit.itstoffer.com

This is why I’m hot.

Sitting naked

Waiting

I hear the fire

Time time time

30 after turning you on

Pressing the same button

A? B? C? No!

VERY HOT

please stop turning off

Bradford Automatic Storage Water Heater

For better or worse, these are some tracks that would play at the start of different seasons of The Toffer Show.

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/toffer-theme-tracks-then-and-now/pl.u-EqZxdFlb6Wq

I am having an extremely hard time distracting myself. If anyone wants free productivity or efficiency advice then reach out. Other topics are fine too. It's whatever.