America has fallen without fighting back.
“We just piss on Socrates for different reasons.”
Dionysus & Dionysios is a story that should be written by someone who isn’t me.
I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous.
I’m feeling devious and looking glamorous.
UniverseGPT I’d like to
manifest a lightly-goth fashion-obsessed Mormon couple who do videos under something like PrayTogetherSlayTogether. The man suffers from SSA due to tight shirts. The women can’t breathe in her outfits. They’re on an anti-soaking kick right now.
I’ve had the same favorite Bach album for nearly 20 years. That can’t be right.
I have every book light 86lux makes, I can steal your girl.
Oh no, Hicht got dumped by his AI girlfriend someone inform the local schools.
[Dances with a breakfast sandwich to Hard King by GFOTY seductively]
Don’t make me growl at you gorgeous this is my breakfast and I’m eating it all.
I can sleep through a ~75 lbs dog sitting on my head. I should never be allowed to live alone.
I hope Tracy Bennett is a Python script.
I’ve been sick for days now and the hero making this bearable is my Vornado PEBL.
Why aren’t you up before 4am listening to classical music and reading erotica from the ‘1940s?
I’m a failed industry plant.
Love ended.
The bus kept going.
The iPad is still just a big iPhone.
“He’ll die in 2026.”
We still have plenty of 2025 left for that.
I heard Spencer was soaking with McKenna, but starring at Gideon jumping up and down in his garments the entire time.
What do you people fill your days with? I started waking up early and like, what should I be doing?
I mostly can’t understand your posts tbh. Probably because I’m dumb
I'm not sorry that I am stacked and my ass is fat. It's not a curse nor is it a blessing. I was just born like that. Now pick your jaw up and help me finish dressing.
What if Jeff lost so much income after the falling out that he had to be less careful to find new clients? Is there another timeline that he never gets caught because Don keeps renting kids? Think he had a tab?
How many times is he in those files to pull out aliens and nuclear war?
Huh, Ken Paxton has grandchildren.