This movement of popular culture towards country is a counterinvasion not the right gaining ground in the creative fields.
1: She's a bumbo.
2: What?
1: Kinda smells but I'd still hit.
Millennials buying boot cut jeans be like, "I'm bringing baggy back."
This is what I assume zoomers say to each other while they aren't having sex.
Really getting into indie renfaire alt-folk/alternative songs about the Heaven's Gate cult.
Lying about my height for over a year has warped my mind a little.
I'm 5'11", but tell people I'm 5'7" because it's funny (stole it from a TikTok). A podcast (TrueAnon) mentioned leg lengthening surgery and I thought, "I should get that so I'm at least 5'10"."
See how easy this is leftist? We just have to call ourselves centrist and frame shit correctly.
As a centrist I believe everyone should do their fair share according to their abilities and be provided their needs.
As a centrist, I believe strongly in the separation of church and state with the exception to some morals of the Bible: feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and giving shelter to those who have none.
As a centrist, I believe it's harmful to militarized the police and other Clinton era changes.
I'm going to preface all my political beliefs with, "as a centrist" from now on.
As a centrist, I think no one should have to worry about medical care.
As a centrist, I believe money is a resource and that hoarding it is immoral.
As a centrist, I believe people should have shelter.
So, Patton Oswalt gets to be Bat-Mite in the DCU right?
The world has been taken over by dudes who smoke weed and failed their second philosophy class.
Why would Bossphomet request the Victorinox Mini Champ, no substitutions, with a fucking 😈 emoji on the paperwork?
Bossphomet is in an insanely good mood today. Keeps laughing. Patting everyone on the back and not using anywhere near full strength when doing it. Someone was brave enough to ask and he just laughed more and more. He's all smiles sharpening tools *himself* while whistling. I'm horny and scared.
I’m not getting sick it’s totally normal to be tired at 3pm on a Wednesday despite having over 500mg of caffeine.
Use drafts? Use drafts to start text then just copy it to paste somewhere else? Do you forget what that thing was for? Use this. I made it because I’m an idiot.
Insurance: We can't give you these meds because you don't have this thing and use this other thing.
Me: I do have that thing. I use my other thing every day. Multiple times a day.
Insurance: okay uh you need a new thing. But we don't have anyone in your city in-network.
Me: I'm in fucking Houston…
My Process:
1. Say something funny to a friend
2. Think, I can get three post out of this.
3. Write post
4. Send post
5. Write another post
6. Send that other post
7. Write yet another post
8. Send that last post
9. Post a fourth post that is nothing like the others so everyone knows they're a set
In America your insurance subscription will treat your cancer until you are good enough to work or unable to hold a gun.
Remember folks: America doesn't have healthcare as a way to limit competition between companies for labor.
In America we have no healthcare so we must shoot guns during the night to stay warm. If we don't we might become sick and not be able to labor to rent consumables.
Please can we have a Eurovision type event, but with America's states?
I don't have $10,000 to impulse buy this beauty because I'm the type of person who would impulse buy a $10,000 camera.