wait so if elon was swedish & speeding he could get a 2 billion ticket but if his driver was speeding it’d be like 200? asking for a friend.
um i stopped playing go phish in elementary school—but given that i ignored the whatsapp one you might as well try herpes oh wait NO THANKS. 
“and i told abdul don’t do it anymore you keep doing it you do it anymore you’re gonna have problems and he said why do you send me a picture of my house and i said you’re gonna have to figure that out abdul…”
this might reach kovfefe status:
“you’re gonna have to figure that out, abdul.”
well i did not go there so there’s that. damus. nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s
it works really well. nixel & other county alerts do not work. i saw the guy who worked on it at a neighbourhood event—they made it to help. all heart. —reply girl
wait—this just came up on new YT vid about Malone—> “intended” 😂🥳😉
INTENDED!!!!
WOW.
tail between their legs. afraid of lawsuits? afraid the 🐇 has the 🔫? 
heretical empiricism & notes for an african orestes are both brilliant. i am a 🪭 of pasolini.
ma non capisco l'italiano 
OF COURSE if my vid went galactic i would be the last to know.
musta been circulating otherwise no one would care to take it down.
i opened an X acct in march—blob guys cared about follower counts ok fine whatever but now it says i made 7 posts which is probably correct but only five are there.
the one not there is the main part of “blobberwocky” which i made by request—only by request quotidian cinematic so far ever—for blob guys AND it did have clips of grimes’ second flawless coachella show. which i think is not on the internet. only the epic fail newsy one is available. so i guess that’s that but anyway can i get a notification or explanation or some such geez louise. sorry elon!
yikes! 
ummm…way to make me think first thing in the morning thank goodness i am not married and hardly ever eat or drink what i did not prepare myself!
LORD HAVE MERCY IT IS CRAAAAAZY OUT HERE.
i tried a new hiit workout yesterday because i generally yogi my way thru exercise & all good until those jumping lunges. like embarrassingly not able to do more than a few properly. i demonstrated my incompetency to a family member who said my legs looked like a newborn giraffes. 🦒
fully accurate description that also made both of us laugh. i guess it is already a meme but yeah—me tryin to do jumping lunges: 
michael barnier?
two weeks, max.
plus founders can’t push back from jail—where they potentially end up for not complying with gov requests.
wow. how did i miss s. wojcicki passing.
yikes. sad son story was all over news.
i better not comment. it will be misconstrued. let’s just say things are about to change rapidly.
read the signs.
robert fourth reich-stag.
“What does "reich" mean in German?
empire
The German word Reich translates to the English word "empire"; it also translates to such words as "realm" or "domain.". “ —wikipedia
“3. Regulators around the world should threaten Musk with arrest if he doesn’t stop disseminating lies and hate on X.
Global regulators may be on the way to doing this, as evidenced by the 24 August arrest in France of Pavel Durov, who founded the online communications tool Telegram, which French authorities have found complicit in hate crimes and disinformation. Like Musk, Durov has styled himself as a free speech absolutist.”
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/aug/30/elon-musk-wealth-power#comments
“walk softly and carry a big stick” —->
fart loudly and click a killer drone
foreign policy easily explains why one country after another will send the US packing.
coalition of the not willing anymore!
hope they all withdraw from the international child abducting Hague Treaty, too.
US Ambassador Karen-ed her way out of a 112 year old extradition treaty.
“most americans are hairless albino apes.” 40:36
Appreciate that he said “most” not all. Neanderthal genes found frequently amongst Caucasians. No to trace amounts amongst native Africans. Which people does that Natural History exhibit we all had to see with the dark hairy figure standing up losing hair and turning white document? When is the last time you saw a dark skinned man with hair on the back of his shoulders? Chimpanzees have pale skin without melanin under their fur. Apes and monkeys also have straight hair. Greek marble statues have beards with curly hair. Just because the marble used was white does not mean the models were such.
“my soul
has grown deep
like the rivers.”
you can’t drink or bathe or float in #bitcoin
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/aug/29/klamath-river-dam-california-salmon