STOP VOTING FOR THIS 😂

Not bc of the obvious reasons

but bc not nostr themed nostr:note1z5ghwhpftjn74udwwpgvc4v5cjsy9eml2f8h2tvt2nv8jrxvxkmqhhvqfz

I'm gonna be a merciful King 👑

His cope is so funny I also love fucking him 🤣💀😂

To get the wrinkles out 😜🤣

You’re not a Bitcoiner until you…

Buy Bitcoin.

But then you’re like wait, I need to get these coins off the exchange.

So you get a hardware wallet.

But then you’re like wait, this is a ledger.

So you get a coldcard.

But then you’re like wait, it isn’t using a passphrase.

So you use a passphrase.

But then you’re like wait this isn’t multisig.

So you buy 4 more coldcards and set up a multisig.

But then you’re like wait I can’t just do coldcards I have to guard against supply chain attacks.

So you buy a ledger again and probably a bitbox too.

But then you’re like wait, I haven’t geographically distributed these.

So you disperse them throughout the country.

But then you’re like wait, what about jurisdictional risk?

So you disperse them to multiple countries.

But then you’re like wait, what if I was tracked as I was placing the hardware wallets?

So you…

There’s actually no end.

It just keeps going like that forever.

Congrats you’re a Bitcoiner now lol 😂

Just did a draft for fantasy hockey. I have no idea what I'm doing lol

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Is the pendulum swinging back? Have we reached peak obesity?

Why is nostr engagement so high in the morning?

Mass immigration of twitter engagement farmers has started🙄

"Follow me and I'll give you x amount of sats

Also like, comment and repost" 🤡

came across a photo of president bush literally helping us sandbag during a major flooding disaster way back when.

hard to compare that to the state response to Helene disaster.

in these times local community is everything.

When you see the word Titan

Do you say it like "thight-n"

Or

"Ty-tin"

I was just moving funds to transfer for a sale and now I don’t know if I can get through all of my fiat limits! 😅

gonna have to find a new way to sell it

Exactly

It’s green…..

U ain’t colorblind…. They are

Family argument

What colour is the towel?

I said light Green

Family says Blue

I’m the only one holding #bitcoin

Forget Iran , WW3 has kicked off here