congrats to nostr:npub1sl8kylr2n9gpnfdg5k5jv9dwda5xm9chuyt73gz4mcl88q5fa0tser5emg for making this list somehow on some shitty instance
I cum every time I get fediblocked
one of these days i do need to yell at verizon. i should not be getting packet loss at 250mbps of upload. i pay for 940/880.
there is a monumental amount of pain and suffering coming next year from multiple parallel consolidation projects going on at work
how will i survive this gauntlet, you may ask? by simply realizing that i get paid the same paycheck regardless of effort or outcome
you don't get extra pay for worrying, freaking out, panicking, or doing a fuck ton of overtime to ensure a project is a success. it doesn't happen. rarely you may get a bonus but that's a roll of the dice and at your employer's discretion. don't rip yourself apart for a job.
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been replying to nostr:npub1ulntzghcwqnzdqdz4vsqhsshlulzsjsetwgzm76xcpss6nzjy9xs0yzdch too much so amazon's data mining is now aware and trying to sell me relevant products
nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 nostr:npub1mh5a6mhm4u78glqxhltq7uexv6kddphycthlguvn0ux8ch72tc8q6q233h it's also a different scenario for me too because i literally have a file hosting service next door on pomf.lain.la. i can just tell users who complain to go use that and stop using the fediverse like a 00's DDL site.
nostr:npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx on close inspection, did that come from mcdonalds? is that a mcdouble?
If so, I can't really say else but what were you expecting to have happened? QC at McDicks is somewhat less than up to snuff
nostr:npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym 'tis a mcdouble. more like a mcroadkill.
nostr:npub1lkapg2lfnzzpjrr9hneug2af63wh8c33ngrksaje05xwud5mfz2s5ajeym anything above 20C is too hot
the one time I go back on reddit to giggle at idiots and I get an ad for suits with some dude basharmaxxing
nostr:npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx it always associated with shitty p2w account privileges in games to me
nostr:npub1xanjytp3clslynd2hxlnxg32jzz9wafxj9g4x6k28sjgljasd8wq3qjlvy can't tell you how many random things in america sold at like a walmart just slap that word on anything to make it sound better
like what the fuck is premium pasta? some italian fondled the noodles before it went in a box? doubtful!
next time you see "premium" on a product, see if they have a non-premium version
if they don't it's just a stupid fucking word
nostr:npub1pnpez7cn4h04pxg07dmmklzyz7u7fm0w2ddrw220qh785rq3m42ql452zw I was making mac and cheese some time ago and one of the bags of cheese exploded, rendering it useless. I've been short one bag ever since, and chucking a perfectly good box of macaroni seems like a complete waste even if it's like, what, a dollar? Enter bulk cheese.
1 pound of powdered cheddar cheese. It glows an unhealthy orange unable to be represented in a camera. What a world we live in.
nostr:npub1pnpez7cn4h04pxg07dmmklzyz7u7fm0w2ddrw220qh785rq3m42ql452zw I work for a $25 billion dollar amalgamation of many companies and the stupid shit I see daily peddled as "industry standard" is just insane
see: agile development shoehorned into non-software development business processes
nostr:npub1wel85h79qszl8rm4kh6w9wrzttm929n2ze9wajv3ltghy26eh0lqwjm9q9 nostr:npub10hp60drkd0448jry6zkufvdr4l7t5mkuphvr4mnw8xnrlj0naxcs8pmth8 china running scams at an international scale? who could have seen this coming!
LOBOTOMITE. IT IS TIME TO PERISH.
