Soon as I make my first million I’m getting a mint condition Honda CRX.

Hungry boy

Never trust nostr:npub1aw2wjq3pw536ql6635aq0a5sqxwlvzeguge6tkhk5mdzq4yez97sdp70dd with your marbles.

i had to fire a terrible customer back in my pizza days... they said they would tell all their friends..

GOOD

:fever: JEWS

My son texted me some pictures of cars he likes. He said he loves red cars. I texted him a picture of my red 1989 Acura Integra in my highschool parking lot.

Whenever I get the response “goodnight” that’s his mother taking his tablet from him and telling me she wants me to stop responding to him.

Last week this dude from my old life (roughly 2004) did a person search on me to find my phone number.

He left a voicemail. I took the bait and responded.

Turns out he says the advice I gave him and the mix cd I left in his car shaped and changed his life.

I wasn’t ready for that.

I wonder what percent of the population actually see that the pilots are nose diving and why so few actually say they see it.

get it while the getting good before they start serving bug sandwiches.

time to play some a perfect circle

havent had vodka or weed in nearly 3 years... just sip on a 6 pack usually.

the beer makes me fat... the vodka turns me into a monster. maybe i need to start smoking weed again

hit F5

Corey Taylor drinking bud light