Boat guy is calling me while I'm working again and he's just noodling on a piano :blobfoxdisapprove:

Wow eBay has increased my selling limit to $5,000,000. I'm sure I'll hit that goal when I list like two things a year

I took a sip of a chelada

I gave up and let her have the chair

My vet's website just doesn't work on Sundays, apparently :blobwaitwhat:

nostr:npub1e3xthy5u0hugnazmqwku5zzsljwv4cnjclyxzcrd65zflhu5238sakkndc Just seconds before that vase got knocked onto the floor

"A cat meme about being stuck in traffic " #AIfart

Somebody's already shooting fireworks :blobfoxdisapprove:

Is it wrong that I don't want to spend a bunch on my sister's kids for Christmas because I think they're super spoiled? :blobsad:

Where are all these mostr people coming from

Damn, back up to 170. I hope that means I'm growing a butt muscle from doing babby squats

I just spent like 2 hours playing Halo with a guy, does that count as a date :cat-meme-3:

Great I've been talking with someone that lives in a halfway house 😐🔫

Good morning!

Her brother has been in the box

Why do I keep thinking about that fuckboy, someone come slap me

Racist tranny is a tautology