nostr:npub175jtjtd4j5vew592tt6yvue26u6q0hg0u46p3j6ayhxvh396wvpsw6rrgh Yes... sanity... :blobpeek:
Wanna hear a joke?
Chris.
Should I match with this guy with an eight foot dick :psyduck:
I love her :blobhearteyes:
The face is kinda cartoon-y but it's sooo much better than the horrible one on the previous figure
After 10,000 years, my preorder has finally arrived :blobcatrainbow:
Happy Monday
nostr:npub1x7fua2n34tlkwu97njtpz6cwy74hz9ys9y2s2l77jfmc676k72xspyj5hy lol I straight up told him to come over but I guess that was too scary because *crickets*
nostr:npub1la7r56qdcdsxu7m3km4rqkup034uxx54qp3yctw0f5lzulawcqfs2c3t9x nostr:npub1ghqknpznv8l7z5wefv9z6f8chwtn3h9c79mfmtgcrp4u3uqk3n3qpmheke nostr:npub1dtetnayxxv6ez7v345a3ujj4dscsp05scrqmh7r3a53jg2d8v7ys05s3ds That's way better than having to get in a saddle 😤
I'll tell ya what, dealing with the world's shyest guy is just impossible :blobfoxdisapprove:
nostr:npub1x7fua2n34tlkwu97njtpz6cwy74hz9ys9y2s2l77jfmc676k72xspyj5hy They did it to me last year too, at a small place where the waitress just had everyone sing happy birthday. :grr:
I remember the exchange going something like:
Waitress: How old are you?
Me: 35
Waitress, to everyone else: She just turned 21!
I'm 5' 7" so not sure why he liked me :blobcatthink:
If you have to ask, no
nostr:npub1062ppxmusw8jv6g0wenv3m5qyy9007zce4k6p0rvrnym4n2xnupq2akrak His bio said something about being super masculine so that's a left swipe for me
You've heard of fivehead but what about onehead?
nostr:npub1ghqknpznv8l7z5wefv9z6f8chwtn3h9c79mfmtgcrp4u3uqk3n3qpmheke nostr:npub1dtetnayxxv6ez7v345a3ujj4dscsp05scrqmh7r3a53jg2d8v7ys05s3ds I'm never going back there for my birthday again :blobsob:
nostr:npub1dtetnayxxv6ez7v345a3ujj4dscsp05scrqmh7r3a53jg2d8v7ys05s3ds The biggest betrayal I ever faced was when my mom mentioned it was my birthday to a Texas Roadhouse waitress
They make you sit on a saddle 💀
terror
I feel like I'm giving entities guy a pep talk.
I finally texted him back and now I'm anxious he'll try to call again :blob_sweat: