Ah damnit I didn't realize the salad I bought didn't come with dressing :grr:

nostr:npub1m84q83gh4fkpzv6f4shl9d2hf5zvp468qqg7c36gvehn0uydr5qqh7mutq DARE to keep kids from puberty

Trying to get him to play but I guess his energy level is zero

I got Little Debbies

Goddamnit I need to find a new place for my alarm clock so my boy will stop knocking it off the nightstand

nostr:npub1n4kc4re0enczkhnfslv8vtvqw0e68t3wfka74s0yef38j3h6ys8s40x2dq He's a good reason to buy a swimsuit I guess 🤷‍♀️

Joke’s on him, I don’t even wear makeup :thinkergunsunglasses:

Oh damn I didn’t know this was happening

How appealing...?

Oh I see when I’m on the couch the cats don’t acknowledge me but as soon as I sit at my desk

nostr:npub1062ppxmusw8jv6g0wenv3m5qyy9007zce4k6p0rvrnym4n2xnupq2akrak Literally swimming. Seems sketchy to do with someone I haven't even met yet.

Some guy wants to go swimming. But I don't even have a swimsuit

wtf why would you print out an email, scan it, then email it again :grr:

Going from zero to a billion :blobnervous:

nostr:npub10nknrm3u07a4vp2c8nkqkd6h8pn6fqmj6em84utjxz5hw3qv0krq6t2a5a This is my flag, trash bird pride

nostr:npub1e3xthy5u0hugnazmqwku5zzsljwv4cnjclyxzcrd65zflhu5238sakkndc I love it when cats stretch their leggy like this :blobhearteyes: