Last night while I was half asleep, apparently I told Alexa to play classic rock?

nostr:npub1la7r56qdcdsxu7m3km4rqkup034uxx54qp3yctw0f5lzulawcqfs2c3t9x Oh that's why they can't find the clit, theirs fell off

I love wikihow

My mom gave me this mat so I put it in front of the toilet in case the cats start slacking on their bathroom supervision duties

If you don’t play vidya games then I will forgive you. If not then

Guy I'm talking to says he never heard of Dark Souls. Gyns is he fucking kidding me

nostr:npub18htsymwgvzth35hka65qtr0xzku9vxp9agxqa9x6eyxrvke20w8qzqrk0m nostr:npub1n4kc4re0enczkhnfslv8vtvqw0e68t3wfka74s0yef38j3h6ys8s40x2dq Hey I met movie guy and motorcycle guy on Tinder 🥺

Oh boy I got a super like I hope it's from someone cool—

Today's haul

nostr:npub1dc8qh4z470xyzlypv5zvk07wpz4ejae284uscrm3asayd8v464rqnwwlj3 Yep, visiting my sister's house and they were in her front yard :blobaww:

I never really understood how someone wouldn't be able to find the clit until I had a guy try rubbing my mons instead :blobwaitwhat:

10 scrotes for the price of one :uncomfortable-child:

What a name...

Happy Faturday

Well I sent him her number. Everyone wish her luck with boning down