After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys.
A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare.
PUMP UP THE JAM! PUMP UP THE JAM! --- supervisor at the Smucker's factory
Sorry when I said you look beautiful with "natural light" I meant after I drink 12 of them.
"Why are the good ones always taken?"
- Me, staring at the assorted cookie tray
My death will probably be due to me being sarcastic at the wrong time.
*finally finds comfiest position in bed*
bladder: so you're not going to believe this
There's strength in numbers, and that's why I always buy beer by the case.
nostr:npub1cx7knj6q44vtswdz079h2z84zffs9q4xus5sara4glupl8c5ucqsvx5lhk Liberal media! π
"I AM A WARRIOR"
Sorry, worrier. I am a worrier.