I don't always get lucky but this one time I did find a few fries under my car seat when I was between pay periods.
nostr:npub1ga07cymt5dedtlr7uar36xplzqk8xg0r84f4lm4qjszlq7clacpsztu33r Sounds like you live at ground zero
nostr:npub1x47dh28e6dyemnavf54mpmkhdpxmmuqmj4dknmheukya77xpjh4sddtlfg But this can put him in the national spotlight
I got a scholarship to University of Phoenix!!!
Well it's really more of a coupon
If you're not using Social Media to spout your uninformed opinion then you're totally missing the point of the Internet.
Morning campers. "Herpes The Love Bug" is not the same movie as "Herbie The Love Bug". Sorry we messed up the Family Film Fest last night.
nostr:npub1wzpegg8xrm20xeuhz9ayelhv2pn3w38w0fm2nxw0j39fayctmdfqyl8quw nostr:npub129wvldgdzp88uu4vvnfvsvdrtckyqc0qnxn0r3fyn7kjn4th5a7sugnzqq A NA meetup in hell! What shall we name it? 😃
nostr:npub129wvldgdzp88uu4vvnfvsvdrtckyqc0qnxn0r3fyn7kjn4th5a7sugnzqq I am so going to hell for laughing!
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called hunger.
They say your home is your castle.
But the second you build a dungeon in the basement someone inevitably calls the cops
My food pyramid is a cup of coffee sitting on a pack of cigarettes.
Whoa whoa, calm down Swiffer commercials, you're a wet paper towel on a stick.
If you come home and your dog gives you a lecture about smoking pot, you probably should lay off the acid too.