Extremely fitting for you to ask with that handle.

Dear newly-updated Damus users,

You can select text in a post now by double tapping on the post to show the text selector handles. 🫡

Yours truly,

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Called off work for first time in about 3 years and what for?

Totally not to play a video game.

That'd be pretty lame.

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Why would anyone ever go back to Twitter? 😂

Alrighty. Need to go get some rest…gotta get up early and go prevent some more celestial transfers.

Before I sign off. Anyone in need of a GN/PV ⚡️911⚡️?

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We are zapping unstoppable Bitcoin to anyone in the world through the unstoppable nostr protocol with a few taps on our phones 🤯

The world better get ready, because it’s about to change

Put the whole soft boiled egg into my mouth too soon and bit in. Am now gargling boiling hot yolk AMA.

Heartburnnnn in my asss…. Na it’s in my throat 🤣

⚡️⚡️⚡️ING HAS SUPPLANTED MY HIGHER COGNITIVE FUNCTIONING!!!

Yall…some people still be using Twitter…😂 🤣😂🤣

*I bless the rains down in Nostrica*

First meme that makes me laugh gets 100,000 sats

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Likes are useless now change my mind…

Made this with the only “design” tools available on iPhone. 🤣

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Can the actual Zap button be this big please?

I can’t read anymore tbh…reflex ⚡️ing took over higher cognitive functioning.