Okay, that's just fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂😂

Uh oh. Kinda scared ngl 😂

What kinda trouble you in now sleepy? If I have to bail you out I hope they accept sats

Okay I'll bite.

How exactly do I zap something that isn't a dick pic?

😂

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Your foot is melting, #[1] ..

Get that checked out.

I have a busy couple days and y'all are zapping dick pics or something, apparently

😅

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To zap or not to zap, that is the question.

😂

Oh it'll happen one day I'm sure 🙃🫠

Anyone know if the IRS is accepting zaps this year? 😅😂⚡

Where's my "file taxes very last day possible to make a statement" crew?

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Meant to make a necklace out of syrup bottle so it's always handy. 🤣

🐦-app or not, this is funny 🤣

Tires finished. 🛞

Tacos eaten. 🌮

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Going to get new tires soon 🛞

RIP $700

Send positive vibes, and $700 in sats 😂🤣😅

Getting lunch somewhere while we wait 🤷‍♂️

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Send sats in silence🤫

Let your zap be your noise⚡