🚨MEME CONTEST BEGINS🚨

Reply to this note, BUT MAKE SURE TO FOLLOW THE RULES TO IN ORDER TO NOT BE DISQUALIFIED!!!!

Rule #1 - Submission MUST include hashtag #Nostrmemes

Rule #2 - Meme MUST be Nostr themed/related, Cannot be just Bitcoin themed, no exceptions. (Zaps are Nostr themed)

Rule #3 - If the Meme isn’t originally created by you & we find out, you will be disqualified & banned from ever participating in any future Nostr Meme Contest. (Harsh yes but it’s only fair to the creators, no imposter should ever receive a prize for someone else’s creative work)

Rule #4 - ONLY 1 Entry per participant!!! Failure to follow this rule will result in disqualification!

Rule #5 - Do not post a NoteID of a previous note as your entry, if you want your entry to be a previous note just post the image again, not the note.

#NostrMemes Contest Prizes for today:

1st place 🥇 25k

2nd place 🥈 20k

3rd place 🥉

GOOD LUCK!!! MAY LORD KEK SMILE UPON YOU MY FREN 🤣💜🫂

4/5 is good though. This list is already kind of elite paranoid

Changes made: v4vstats.com

- added transaction counts

- added unique sender counts

I still have Twitter via the Damus account for mostly PR and tech support, but its so hard to open these days. It feels a lot like watching CNN or something. First thing that was shown to me when I opened it up the other day was a video of two random people fighting ?? Twitter is the new TV.

Everytime I open nostr it feels like hanging out with a bunch of friends. Very different vibe. Hope that never changes.

Quick nostriches safety check.

How many safety points does your stack achieve? Does anyone get a 5/5?

1. Bitcoin in cold storage 🥶

2. Seed securely saved (indestructible & safe from other people) 🔐

3. Seed memorized 🧠

4. Seed was never displayed on a device that connects with the internet 📵

5. Seed was generated by yourself (manually with coin or dice) 🎲

Extra point: your self generated seed never got in front of a camera (also not active ones!).

This is the kind of note a normie would see and decide to put his coins in FTX 😅

Good morning. 🌄 Pura vida.

🙏💜 you also had usdc?

#[0]​ had to think about your words a lot last night …

Had some fiat parked in USDC, we talked about it yesterday. Heard about SVB tonight and got worried. Converted everything to Bitcoin last night right before usdc lost it’s peg and moved it to cold storage.

I think without your words i would have been much more hesitant. But i thought what is more safe than converting it to bitcoin and put it in coldstorage. And i slept much better after this 🙏🫂💜

Malwarebytes Premium does not like Nostr.

The four main banks of bitcoin and “crypto” are Silvergate, Signature, Prime Trust, and Silicon Valley Bank.

Silvergate and SVB have already stopped withdrawals and are going through liquidation. More banks will go down here. None of them have sufficient reserves to meet withdrawals.

Does anyone use an alternative to Notion? If so, what?

I did a 2 day fast last week... good thing I didn't tweet about it. Seriously though, you are on a *very* short leash over there. I'm counting my days until I delete my Twitter. I'm spending more time here.