Damus is really taking off

Bro still using damus 💀

I’m going Bustdown Rollie avalanche

Everyone’s quick to say “why did y’all let him cook” but no one ever says “thanks for letting him cook”

I hate it when workers get super rowdy and giggly at work. Shut up and make my coffee!

I just ate like a king that’s on a budget

Classic

I don’t count the money I just know how much the bag weighs

Just saw a fat chick wearing running shoes. Wtf you need those for fat bitch?