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Trump Hosts Press Conference To Share How He Beat 'Elden Ring' Without Dying Once https://t.co/jMpzLnXkQ2 https://t.co/u7UgHUJ9MO

Nation's Faith In Goodness Of God Restored As Baseball Season Arrives https://t.co/ZdeDg7MOPK https://t.co/bSNQT3hfBS

Disney+ Will Now Ask You To Confirm No Parents Are In The Room Before Viewing Content https://t.co/bezZGhr0ev https://t.co/8E8NuyINYL

Nike Factory Graciously Offers To House Unaccompanied Migrant Children https://t.co/DVOSGoQKUy https://t.co/KGEWGLVc3W

In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut https://t.co/5lxHJPp8na https://t.co/b1wiGs2K5V

DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things https://t.co/QJDaGGYbTL https://t.co/bMalL8CnbR

Not To Be Outdone By Trump, Biden Releases Own Version Of The Quran https://t.co/58lXEurI2U https://t.co/pnRJJ2LPFp

'This Movie Is Rated PG, It Should Be Fine For The Kids,' Says Mom Clicking Play On 'Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom' https://t.co/TaFhNuVkrd https://t.co/Eq6yV59JLK

'Of Course I'm Listening to You,' Says Husband Who Is Actually Thinking About Medieval Siege Warfare Tactics https://t.co/4iTNLOJ3AA https://t.co/46I3QtQwy3

Diddy Hired As New President Of Nickelodeon Studios https://t.co/vP6bl4GdqQ https://t.co/RlACeytl3D

10 Changes Trump Made In The 'God Bless The USA' Bible https://t.co/QBMyGyEVMe https://t.co/MvEVXm7EFu

Buttigieg Praises Cargo Ship For Helping Dismantle Racism In American Roads https://t.co/9WpXYcJleh https://t.co/yLlpcFb9m0

Mary Asks Joseph If They Can Stop By Magnolia Silos On Way To Bethlehem https://t.co/4OeexceyoJ https://t.co/LeYQHuPDnl

Kid Sadly Realizes He's Too Intelligent To Ever Become President One Day https://t.co/Exmbcx0nNT https://t.co/JvUyDLoD47

17 Wrong Opinions That Can Keep You Out Of Heaven https://t.co/dKl3L3DHkD https://t.co/7uObQZa3go

Morally Bankrupt Entertainment Industry Totally Baffled As To How Culture Became Morally Bankrupt https://t.co/BxCFUAyskA https://t.co/H3kTuxtslZ