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Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett https://t.co/0LU9VbKIgy https://t.co/2Lm8nVocV7

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Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak' https://t.co/39QjoLHWDS https://t.co/0WRBgcZdsV

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People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again https://t.co/ivBmoF0cJN https://t.co/UVF2omYxDy

Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests https://t.co/dw9VL2IkzE https://t.co/4y0nPf2IsK

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9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To 'The Chosen' https://t.co/5fXCL3gAD4 https://t.co/wRFxoVNdub

Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing https://t.co/HPK4bqcWBU https://t.co/StALnNgVsy

10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine https://t.co/I5VJqY4NYR https://t.co/S4aom8kU49

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student https://t.co/t7TFdZHYUP https://t.co/rFKikHQ3lH

James O'Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment https://t.co/sQ8NIcJQVt https://t.co/A5oIuL9a20

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