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Trump Assures Jury Stormy Daniels Was Way Hotter Back Then https://t.co/IfuGLSSd0O https://t.co/6eVRW4pBXu

RFK Jr. Says He Supports A Mother's Right To Drown Her Newborn At Chappaquiddick https://t.co/gSW1XtXTf8 https://t.co/CsHPcsJp7O

‘I’m Outraged At Accusations I’ve Taken The Side Of Hamas,’ Says Angry Biden Wearing New Keffiyeh https://t.co/JP39wUZTtu https://t.co/qZuZmOPUiz

Parents At Piano Recital Perk Up As Asian Kid Takes Stage https://t.co/9qVeLQvF7A https://t.co/VZURMQ26oC

'Well, Crap,' Thinks Newborn Baby Placed On Gay Man's Boobless Chest https://t.co/zERCOFd78p https://t.co/Q7IQhPcP6E

Bob Iger Insists Disney Stock Drop Not Caused By Failure Of Latest Movie 'Gay Black Pinocchio Protests For Palestine' https://t.co/Unoo1JUMs1 https://t.co/oMBFmHfWLo

Stormy Daniels Offers Hush Money To Courtroom Sketch Artist To Please Stop Drawing Her https://t.co/PYUGCl9ELQ https://t.co/L4xExf68JV

Biden Strikes Deal Where Hamas Gets To Keep American Hostages In Exchange For Fifteen Votes In Michigan https://t.co/bCkU6m09IL https://t.co/SRxE58SW6l

Woman Somehow Able To Feel God's Love Without Writing Lengthy Instagram Post About It https://t.co/CtGOELORoH https://t.co/wyW6Yawab7

Not Good: RFK Jr's Worms Started Dropping Spice In His Brain And Now He's Having Visions Of Galactic Jihad https://t.co/LOrejEHvVF https://t.co/4rbmicUgog

Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time https://t.co/t1qICgdlJ9 https://t.co/v3i3pdwljX

Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise https://t.co/OMtONqz3Vi https://t.co/eSsibJQQ05

In Latest Gaffe, Biden Signs An Actual Guy Named 'Bill' https://t.co/Ydm8lYFesK https://t.co/vKexHmHcbl

'The Jews Killed Christ!' Says Man Whose Sin Killed Christ https://t.co/LZVfuzChwr https://t.co/4VroqIpVdp

Trump Completely Obliterates Prosecution With Timely Use Of Reverse Card https://t.co/X6gaQtuYEU https://t.co/010fs7f9v4

'The Rock' Finally Breaks Mold With New Role As Intense But Kinda Zen Jokester Muscly Action Guy https://t.co/apxzyKQNqf https://t.co/QBjFKdKNMB

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