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Ivy League Grads Slip Below County Fair Carnies On Forbes List Of Most Desirable Employee Candidates https://t.co/8z08q0UVo9 https://t.co/ecmKbYT4Db

Biden Declares Administration Will Never Leave Anyone Behind, Except Those Americans Held Hostage By Hamas, Or Trapped When Afghanistan Fell, Or Killed Accidentally By A Drone, Or Murdered By Illegal Immigrants (Continued) https://t.co/UMUDIU9G4H https://t.co/FmYqgs8YNi

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Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children https://t.co/MiN9LxVyDX https://t.co/FAZezYFVJG

Man Reaches Age Where He Carefully Checks ABV% On Every Beer He Drinks https://t.co/AgLPdLot20 https://t.co/d7YEpReEmX

Diary Entry Reveals Luther Started Reformation Just Cause He Got Sick Of Filet o' Fish Every Friday https://t.co/GUYuByNsct https://t.co/zQ5bRRUsRC

For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of' https://t.co/pnssqAxWtm https://t.co/SVm2vpOJzn

Clever: Jews Charging Up Space Laser Tell Everyone Those Are Just The Northern Lights https://t.co/SZJbQGVDdH https://t.co/D3NNWe21wy

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With Biden Stalling, Israel Announces They Will Just Get American Weapons From Taliban https://t.co/BfUmCvCsUy https://t.co/keNZu6h18R

Trump’s Finger Hovers Over ‘Send’ Button As He Ponders Whether Sick Burn Worth Another $10,000 https://t.co/fw1ZpaCGn1 https://t.co/8OQFgaO9Ku

Hamas Celebrates Proposed Ceasefire With Rocket Barrage https://t.co/md8jr6c0sG https://t.co/TGQ1WjvMf6

Nabisco Introduces Long-Awaited Chick-fil-A Sauce-Stuffed Oreos https://t.co/0HJnoPWo34 https://t.co/H3lKIogrUK

Local Man Hoping To See Another 4 Weeks Of Use Out Of Already Flattened Tube Of Toothpaste https://t.co/9GynRZnwS6 https://t.co/Y9W8HgXjVa

7 Dangerous Books That Could Radicalize Your Child https://t.co/hN87UfcAly https://t.co/M2YLsZI7fj

Nation's Husbands Announce They're Just Going To Let The Dishes Soak For A While https://t.co/ptqUilyGZn https://t.co/BIy3yYv2CC

'I Wish I Were Rich,' Says Man Who Has A Family, Roof Over His Head, Self-Propelled Lawn Mower https://t.co/FpnGPLVwPo https://t.co/2kQonQmMJw

14 Exciting New Lord Of The Rings Films Announced By Warner Bros. https://t.co/nd4KMkKBr3 https://t.co/LcgKCkDHpE

Having Solved Climate Change, Greta Thunberg Turns Attention To Middle East Peace https://t.co/FIoqVxDLgG https://t.co/GfvViQ6VFY