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In Crazy New Video, MrBeast Blows Up The Sun With Over 400 Nuclear Missiles https://t.co/qQx2J5HsK5 https://t.co/gFMa80wZtv

9 Troubling Signs Your Wife Is An Undercover FBI Agent https://t.co/g88z9Lwn7V https://t.co/DApmXfraDh

College Students Announce Indefinite Hunger Strike For Palestine Between 10 AM And Noon And Also Between 1 PM and 5 PM Every Day Except For Some Light Snacking https://t.co/Q1LweBvEwr https://t.co/ocDMQPQg3w

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Husband Patiently Waits Until After Midnight On Mother's Day To Ask Wife To Change Kid's Diaper https://t.co/iOmbVae9Db https://t.co/bqf8waP6bJ

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Jesus's Parents Realize He's Divine As He Completes Carpentry Project Without Going Back To Home Depot A Single Time https://t.co/t1qICgdlJ9 https://t.co/v3xM35cFPP

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Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person's Day https://t.co/td8D51zSp5 https://t.co/nu8ObQYAEk