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God Disappointed By Lack Of Eloquence In Five-Year-Old's Prayer https://t.co/lSHkbHrTRe https://t.co/zO9ca7e2oZ

10 Commandments Democrats Have Approved For Display In Public Schools https://t.co/X1ykDfKgjU https://t.co/J9XQ08HxB7

Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy https://t.co/O0ERxvFyVA https://t.co/vTCGUzhxEq

'I Thought I Invited Comedians,' Says Confused Pope After Stephen Colbert Shows Up https://t.co/IYv5ZlNSQ0 https://t.co/3huzYet2gN

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered https://t.co/5nziWCXYmA https://t.co/AlWomSPWvi

Man Who Transitioned To Woman Just To Avoid The Draft Feeling Pretty Foolish About Now https://t.co/e2eDsJIQYF https://t.co/O0Ev0IBb0e

9 Classic Star Wars Scenes Disney Is Editing To Add Pronouns https://t.co/5rSvaNRuTV https://t.co/qbuoIgD2aB

Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View' https://t.co/1lcSG1NpxO https://t.co/OvJu4biUkr

Woman Stirs Just Long Enough To Click 'I’m Still Watching' On Netflix https://t.co/B3DNjS0vMJ https://t.co/FXEpD3BioR

Obama Panics As His Biden Remote Control Loses Connection https://t.co/2RCjnWEh1s https://t.co/X1afMqnd5s

Ladies: Here Are 9 Easy Ways To Comfort Your Man When His Favorite Sports Team Loses https://t.co/dbRe3xpgTG

Texas Children’s Hospital CEO Denies Wrongdoing https://t.co/o1Vq2gpW8A https://t.co/1dFFPk9mdl

Kamala Harris Receives Honorary Degree From Clown College https://t.co/pxgDwHhe9A https://t.co/3FJtXjP3Cq

8 Domestic Terror Plots That Were Actually Orchestrated By The FBI https://t.co/r99w1xu1bX https://t.co/xluIqACW8v

California Dad Warns Kid If He Doesn't Study Hard He'll End Up Homeless With Free Luxury Room And Vodka Shots https://t.co/HkajM4rzyU https://t.co/P72MuTAq4d

DOJ Opens New Tipline For Criminals To Report Whistleblowers https://t.co/ARN5JCngHl https://t.co/h3Q4f84Hy5

Catholics, Protestants Can't Wait Til The Left Is Defeated So They Can Get Back To Fighting Each Other https://t.co/txeidcCUnc https://t.co/b76HLGBI2X