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12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump’s VP Pick Is https://t.co/lTtr4mNDMx

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The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump’s Short List Of Possible VP Picks https://t.co/eu1hblKcyW https://t.co/LOOHVCDmPQ

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