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Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing Sex Toys Around https://t.co/Bgw84AjJFM https://t.co/Owc2JmaFz6 
'Land Of The Free!' Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes https://t.co/fW7YHtLaa5 https://t.co/uDToBExA4c 
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10 Far-Right Extremist Ways To Show Your Love For America https://t.co/jOovu1eh9q https://t.co/LP1aijYwtj 
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Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors https://t.co/STvCJg86DG https://t.co/UsRkApLOFN 
Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn’t End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed https://t.co/JKsyUzCWkP https://t.co/Ou0X0bFXKm 
‘We Can’t Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,’ Biden Tells Hunter https://t.co/b2lU9n9Ukz https://t.co/htRWRH4AW2 
Andy Stanley Gets Into Heated Debate With Bible https://t.co/mMxNPf3ETz https://t.co/EI91xN1jkk 
10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth https://t.co/mycv3qeKky https://t.co/4l0dh19jiA 
Kids' Soccer Coach Unveils New Play Where Entire Team Chases The Ball And Kicks It At The Same Time https://t.co/0sEOqb5ZH7 https://t.co/p1bRskgZRp 
Man Successfully Corrects Someone's Grammar But Oh No! Now He Doesn't Have Any Friends! https://t.co/RcWIAvFP7Y https://t.co/e3SevCZ5e9 
White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country https://t.co/APDhieZETX https://t.co/MCMWEK8RCt 
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