Happy CPI Day!
Genie grants me three wishes...
I want to watch John Bolton on national TV as the B link of the human centipede.
I'd burn a wish on that.
Gone, but not forgotten...
I'd like a 2nd pi4 to self-host some things...maybe pre-orders will open for 2023 😬
I fucking love Zappa.
Joe's Garage is getting played today just because of this. https://t.co/LZXZJuMQzX
Maintain humanity under power level 9000 in perpetual balance with nature.
What are you from the department of y'know what I'm sayins? Are you taking a y'know what I'm census?
Took some tweaking, but I finally got my 8bitdo adapter to play nice 
Why did Putin attack the Georgia Guidestones?
Dutch farmers need to find a quality welder... 
Watching a kids show with my kids, excited to discover that Ozzy Osbourne is voicing one of the fishes.
They don't have the vocabulary (yet), but I saw "fuck off boomer" in their eyes.
When the pikachu starts spinning... https://t.co/U2U0sCDiwD
Watching Joey Chestnut snap the neck of some asshat protester and then go back to crushing hotdogs...brings a tear to my eye
Happy Independence Day! 
A rom-com where a New Hampshire bitcoin maxi falls in love with a Texas goldbug and hilarity ensues. You're welcome for the idea.
Never underestimate a mother's love for her childen...including her willingness to fill the front lawn with inflatable pools and other bullshit.
The net profit on gas sales is fucking laughable at any given gas station. This is some Atlas Shrugged level idiocy. https://t.co/Fvao5m6rMo
Romero put out a 5th Doom episode in 2019 and no one told me...
Fucking King 👑, and predictably, Nintendo gave a bullshit excuse. https://t.co/AllAZ3hFUa