Probably my favorite beer right now. Busy day, fought a 3 year old for most of it, I'm going to enjoy. 
Yup, I still can't stand GIMP...
Time to eat a shitload of lobster 
Popping diazepam and hunting bitches.
The odds of my wife murdering me in my sleep are fairly low.
Those odds do increase slightly every time I yell "It's heating up!!!" like the NBA Jam guy, on day 3 of 90 degree temps.
Is it the piss poor soldering job, the the fact that the board is an aliexpress special, or did I frig up flashing it?...time to investigate 
So, Contra Krugman reunion when?
In a climate crisis such as this, your best course of action is to drink and grill
Biden should have gotten a 3rd booster. Two clearly didn't work.
Replaying a favorite. You know it when you know it 
I didn't know anything like this was even in the works, but I am pumped https://t.co/0VDnapKTAJ
Me: Yeah, you just need to separate the art from the artist.
Also me when Rage Against the Machine plays 
My wife and I, agreeing on music...
My father-in-law and I, agreeing on music... https://t.co/D1mqAg2t2L
I can get on board with metric units for length and weight, but fuck Celsius, thats where I draw the line.
Sounds about right for Amazon...
New idea:
Find an old, marginally functional laptop at the dump. Bring it home, cover it in bitcoin related stickers. Fill the hard drive with NFTs from the NFT Bay. Leave the laptop in a public space and watch someone take it, know that their day is going to be disappointing.
"But I am already being lenient by allowing two consoles."
Fuck Bryony. This relationship is abusive and needs to end.
Client: Somebody should do something about this!
Me: [comes up with a plan and initiates it]
Client: Well, I wouldn't have done it that way.
Me: You wouldn't have done it at all, that's why you said "somebody should do something about this." I'm the somebody in that sentence.
I can't wait until my kids get older, just so I can tell them how crappy their generation is and how fucking awesome the late 90's were. I plan on being wildly hyperbolic.