I have made multiple accounts on Nostr and zapped myself tens of thousands of sats before. Now I have multiple keys and wallets that I can use to zap multiple other posts to make it look like certain posts get more zaps. Posts I control ofcourse. I then just keep all my sats flowing under my control. And when I need sats I can just make a post and have my zombia accounts zap em back to me. It might not be money laundering exaxtly but the principals are still the same. You texhnically dont need multiple wallets but I find it better for privacy

I smell money laundering

After this debt ceiling suspension goes through i expect some sort of excuse to abusr the shit out of it

Relay test

Bruh... https://reddit.com/13wai30

Bruh....https://reddit.com/13wai30

Poor is a mentality. Some people are just broke

Hopefully it benefits those that don't use Pis also

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That way the government can have a monopoly. No way this backfires

Central Banks

Uber

If you price gas prices in barrels of oil we are near the peak last summer. We actually went above that level just a few weeks ago. Start pricing everything in oil,gold, and sats to see whats really going on

For now....

Theyve been using Tether and thats a little shaky. Especially since theyre starting to back it with bitcoin like Luna

More sats for miners. Less sats for morons. This is good for bitcoin and the world. This is how we speed up social darwinism

Bruh.....

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I guess a spread and a 2% fee are not problems for most. Or the fact you have to buy the bitcoin and then send it which is a taxable event. Ill stick with my ~0.3% spread and free withdrawls

I am short stack. I need a miracke! Send me tips to win this PLO tournament! If I win I will give 500,000 sats to one lucky zapper!

I need PLO tips asap! In a $100,000 tournament and i have never played