That would be the ideal scenario

This is a prime example of why, despite being homosexual, I reject the idea that I’m a part of the “gay community.”

Wanna know how to avoid the situation in this post altogether? Don’t have sexual relations in public places, you fucking skanks.

Pete Davidson without tattoos just looks like a white Don Lemon

Wolf of Wall Street at it again.

Ban congressional stock trading!

This is an interesting read.

https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/14/judges-modification-to-usaid-order-fits-a-pattern-that-is-worth-watching-n2185602

Happy Valentines Day y’all!

Damn Mike Benz absolutely exposed the USAID corruption IN DETAIL during his latest appearance on Joe Rogan’s podcast.

This is a MUST-WATCH.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2rXdCTkipx2Iu5dX1Gh0s5?si=Oiu_3q0NR5212eP8xOnyKQ&context=spotify%3Acontent-feed

Paying taxes in America:

America needs an OnlyFans.

“Watch us fuck the deep state in real time.”

The media told me that men can get pregnant, so as a gay, I’m still safe, right?

https://nypost.com/2025/02/13/us-news/ohio-bill-aims-to-make-ejaculating-without-intent-to-conceive-a-felony-costing-16k/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=nypost

Coming soon! 😂

RFK Jr is CONFIRMED!!!!

Let’s goooo! 💪🏻

My company recently opened up an investment round to fuel our next phase of growth. Come join the family!

READ MORE: https://dlvrlog.beehiiv.com/p/investment-opportunity

Meanwhile, on Polymarket: https://polymarket.com/event/federal-employee-charged-as-a-result-of-doge-investigation-before-july/federal-employee-charged-as-a-result-of-doge-investigation-before-july

Searches for “criminal defense attorney” are SURGING in DC right now 😂

Looks like we’re about to enter the “find out” stage of fucking around.

Calling it now - Muslim jihadist.

France needs to address their immigration problem.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/13/france-grenade-blast-grenoble-injured

Alan Wake 2 finally being profitable is huge. After the long wait for the 2nd chapter, I’m hoping this means we’ll see Chapter 3 sooner than later!

https://www.ign.com/articles/alan-wake-2-tops-2-million-sales-and-finally-starts-turning-a-profit

Congratulations Director Gabbard!

https://thefederalist.com/2025/02/12/senate-confirms-tulsi-gabbard-as-trumps-director-of-national-intelligence/

This one actually made me laugh.

Well played.

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