Late night agreement with @realDonaldTrump and leadership to keep your crypto transactions private like cash.
Coldplay's Chris Martin accidentally exposes astronomer CEO Andy Byron having an affair with his HR chief Kristin Cabot.
JUST IN: BSTR will launch with 30,021 BTC, making it the 4th largest public Bitcoin treasury.
Led by Blockstream CEO Dr. Adam Back, the company also secured up to $1.5B in PIPE financing, the largest ever for a Bitcoin Treasury SPAC deal.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US HOUSE JUST PASSED #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO BILLS ON AGREEING TO THE RESOLUTION.
HERE WE GO!!!
BREAKING: DEMOCRATS WILL NOT BLOCK GENIUS OR #BITCOIN AND CRYPTO MARKET STRUCTURE BILLS – CNBC
"WE'RE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD." HUGE 🚀
Import Prices 0.1%, Exp. 0.3% - More tariffs paid by foreign countries
Export Prices 0.5%, Exp. 0.0%
A picture is worth a thousand words.

This is probably the last time in human history that an AI is outperformed by a real human coder.
OpenAI achieved second place, completely autonomously.

JUST IN: CNBC reports the House advances the crypto bills “after getting a guarantee that a ban on CBDCs” is included.
BLACKROCK RECORD BUY: HALF A BILLION USD OF ETH
BlackRock just set a new daily record, buying $499.2M ETH in one day yesterday.
BlackRock currently holds $6.94 Billion USD of Ethereum.

HISTORY: Anonymous internet legend explaining why #Bitcoin was better money at $2 in 2011
He knew 🚀
🤣

🇺🇸30-Y U.S. yield just blew past 5% — an 18-year high.
Rate cuts won’t fix it; they’ll torch long bonds.
QE is the exit ramp… and it points straight to $1M Bitcoin

Dear God 🚨 U.S. 30-Year jumps above 5.04%, closing in on the highest level in 18 years 👀

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senator Elizabeth Warren says crypto could "blow up" the entire US economy.
We're doing it!! 1% at a time 🚀

🚨BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just FLIPPED on his immigration stance, says he supports deporting people who are just "undocumented."
"If you are a drug dealer, if you are somebody in this country undocumented or has committed a crime, I think most people think, hey, have a nice day, you're out of here, and I support that."
If returns are just a fraction of prior cycles, Bitcoin has not even entered the exponential phase yet.

Holy shit.

SHANE GILLIS IS UNHINGED AT THE ESPYS, MAKING EPSTEIN JOKES.
“SUPPOSED TO BE AN EPSTEIN JOKE HERE, BUT IT JUST GOT DELETED. PROBABLY DELETED ITSELF, RIGHT? IT NEVER EXISTED, ACTUALLY.“
Actor Jim Caviezel says that adrenochrome is ten times stronger than heroin. He also says that intelligence agencies run several Epstein Islands.
TRUMP SAYS COCA-COLA AGREED TO USE CANE SUGAR FOR COKE IN US

🥤

NEW: 🇺🇸 US Marshalls reveal the government now only holds 28,988 Bitcoin worth $3.4 billion, instead of the estimated ~200,000 BTC 👀


Every battle has led to this 💥 the Stranger Things 5 teaser is HERE!
What a shit show

🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE STRANGER THINGS 5 TEASER IS HERE
That's his girlfriend
Bill Clinton invented the Epstein files and put himself on them 27 times 🤡
Average US family health insurance premium...
2000: $6k
2003: $9k
2006: $11k
2009: $13k
2012: $16k
2015: $18k
2018: $20k
2021: $22k
2024: $26k
That's a 342% increase since 1999 (6.1% per year).
(Note: US CPI inflation has increased 2.5%/year)

JUST IN: PAYPAL CO-FOUNDER PETER THIEL BUYS 9% OF #BITCOIN MINER BITMINE
BILLIONAIRES ARE FLOODING INTO BTC 🔥


SHARPLINK GAMING NOW HOLDS $700M IN ETH
SharpLink Gaming just bought & staked an additional $15.8M of ETH into LSETH, bringing their total holdings to $700M.
They’re now the LARGEST single corporate holder of $ETH and hold more than the Ethereum Foundation.




BREAKING: Epstein Files Transparency Act has been filed.
This bill mandates the DOJ release the Epstein list within 30 days.
Only 12% chance it passes & we get the files this month.

Trump: I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff. I think really only pretty bad people, including fake news, want to keep something like that going.
🇺🇸 NEARLY 3 MINUTES MISSING FROM “RAW” EPSTEIN PRISON VIDEO, METADATA REVEALS
New analysis shows the FBI-labeled “raw” surveillance footage from outside Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was anything but.
WIRED’s forensic review confirms the file was stitched from 2 separate clips using Adobe Premiere - and nearly 2 minutes and 53 seconds were cut right before the infamous “missing minute.”
Metadata shows the video was edited and saved repeatedly over 3.5 hours before being uploaded as “unedited.”
Internal comment markers, timestamps, and file names expose a carefully assembled timeline.
The Justice Department claimed the footage was untouched. The data says otherwise.
Source: WIRED, DOJ

JUST IN: $10 BILLION GAMESTOP CEO TELLS CNBC $500 MILLION #BITCOIN BUY IS A "HEDGE AGAINST INFLATION"
BTC HAS "LIMITED DOWNSIDE AND A LOT OF UPSIDE." HE'S RIGHT 🔥
🚨BREAKING: Trump is officially dismantling the Department of Education and returning power back to the states.

Tucker Carlson Says Dan Bongino Got ‘Completely Shafted’ in the Epstein Mess
“It kind of wrecks Dan’s career … It’s pretty hard for Dan to go back to his podcast audience and be like, ‘I'm telling you the truth’ when they all think he’s covering up for Epstein.”
BREAKING: Trump claims Obama and Hillary wrote the Epstein files and urges people to not care about them

In a week, we all learned…
- Diddy is innocent
- Epstein acted alone
- We need to spend trillions more
- Ukraine needs more help
- Covid vaccines are now needed for children
4D chess
Shots fired…. 👀
Tucker Carlson takes a Swing at President Trump, and comes out and says Israel was likely Running a Blackmail Operation on Epstein Island
On Trump…
“It’s not adequate to say, anyone who asks them is somehow desecrating the memory of little girls who died in Texas. I don’t care who gives that answer… that is not acceptable.”, referring to Trump’s reaction to being asked about Epstein.
On Israel…
I think the real answer is Jeffrey Epstein was working on behalf of Israeli Intel services. The Mossad.
Get in now, or stay sidelined forever.

JUST IN: Bitcoin chart is "coiled like a spring" with upside to $170,000.
🇺🇸 GROK IS COMING TO YOUR TESLA BY NEXT WEEK
Elon’s putting his AI chatbot Grok inside Teslas, complete with custom personalities and kid-safe modes.
You can ask it questions, run trivia, and even pick how it sounds.
Elon:
“Grok is coming to Tesla vehicles very soon.
Next week at the latest.”
Source: @elonmusk, @Teslarati

🇺🇸 APPLE JUST APPROVED THE FIRST EVER IOS GAME USING #BITCOIN LIGHTNING PAYMENTS
THIS IS MASSIVE!!!


RAINMAKER CEO SPEAKS AFTER DEADLY FLOODS:
“Again… I truly…. am... heartbroken about what has happened… but want to make it abundantly clear that cloud seeding was not involved in any capacity.”
Trump to the President of Liberia: "Such good English. Where did you learn to speak so beautifully?"
English is the official language of Liberia...
Alex Jones, a longtime supporter, teared up in reaction to President Trump’s coverup of the Epstein files.
Follow: @AFpost
The IRS has said that churches and other houses of worship can endorse political candidates to their congregations, carving out an exemption in a decades-old ban on political activity by tax-exempt nonprofits, per NYT
What disappeared from the news fastest?
1. Thomas Crooks
2. Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis.
3. Vance Boelter and Tim Walz
4. The weird furry Idaho sho*ter
Isn’t it weird how that works!?




Dude shows off the ingenuity of a 1950s refrigerator...



