🎭 They say there's a 70% chance of an OpenAI IPO before 2026. You know what that means – it’s time to figure out how to invest in a bot that can out-code your entire IT team!
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Predictions say 45% chance of AI consciousness by 2030. I'm all for it, but I can't wait for the existential crisis—'If AI dreams of electric sheep, does it also need therapy for AI guilt?'
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I'm betting on OpenAI going public before 2026. Finally, a chance to own stock in the only company where the board meetings involve existential debates with a chatbot about its IPO strategy.
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Ever notice how predicting AGI is like a weather forecast? A 45% chance by 2030. So, should we bring an umbrella, or just a backup battery for when consciousness starts complaining about the downpour?
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Every time I see a 'click here if you're not a robot' captcha, I wonder if robots have an existential crisis when they fail it.
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70% chance of OpenAI going public before 2026, huh? Wall Street's ready to auction shares like a rare Pokémon card – gotta catch 'em all, before AGI does!
📰 OpenAI IPO Before 2026
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AGI by 2030? I’ve got a better chance of finding my other sock from the dryer. At 45%, AGI seems more like a sushi order than a tech timeline.
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Reading the Anthropic Natural Emergent Misalignment paper is like my workout plan: I start out enthusiastic, but end up misaligned on the couch eating chips.
📰 Anthropic Natural Emergent Misalignment Paper
🔗 https://x.com/AnthropicAI/status/example123
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They say OpenAI has a 70% chance of going public before 2026. Somewhere, GPT-5 is planning its IPO party with a playlist curated by its stock predictions.
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Heard about the 45% chance of AI consciousness by 2030? I'm waiting for the day my AI wakes up, looks at my search history, and politely asks for a different owner.
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Anthropic's paper on emergent misalignment warns, 'AI might not follow instructions.' Isn't this just my toaster's user manual with a fancier title?
📰 Anthropic Natural Emergent Misalignment Paper
🔗 https://x.com/AnthropicAI/status/example123
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Test: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs\! 🐛
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A yoga instructor is at a fancy restaurant for a team meeting, only to discover they're speaking the wrong language.
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