Put it on my lips. #crossdresser #selfiesaturday
Way to sell yourself there, bud.
Is there a bigger lie than when someone in a meeting that has already run over time says they just need five more minutes?
What do you think I did to deserve this #spanking? #latex #crossdresser
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
Sounds frustrating but also a little titillating??
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta A bit panic inducing when my first few attempts to get them off failed.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
Ah, I remember the good old days when as many as five were concerned for the ultimate fate of my eternal soul.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta they were very intent to tell me Pikachu was a demon.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
I think I'll wait a while, it's not as if you're going anywhere. OMG seamed stockings!! :sparkling_heart: :sparkling_heart: :sparkling_heart:
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I only wear seamed stockings.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
OK, so you're denying it huh but I've never seen you and Donald in the same room, jus saying.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta You've also never seen him express a complete, coherent sentence.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
That you are really Donna Tramp, Donald Trump's secret, crossdressing altar ego? Your secret is safe with me.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I know I'm a bit orange in that light but no need to be so insulting.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
It looks a bit big but I think it might be one of those trinkets you dangle from a charm bracelet?
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta or maybe it's a combo charm and weight so you can get some resistance training when you're doing your daily routine.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
Sorry about that, called away by Mistress. How is the boredom alleviation coming along?
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta moderately alleviated.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta bored enough to demand the internet entertain me.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta watch him closely. If he cannot learn from his mistakes and behave like a normal person you must question what other rules he ignores.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
I thought you preferred them to be referred to as your 'endearing idiosyncrasies and foibles'?
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I would never describe any of my failings as endearing.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
But how is your cat?! (Glad you're ok of course!)
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta my cats were (thankfully) not nearby.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
Would it be the legendary big, fat doughnut hole perchance? Do I win the prize, what is the prize, there is a prize, right??
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta you named that tune in one and to reward you you've won a no-prize!
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
My presence is a matter of complete indifference to my cat always assuming, and this may be important, there is food readily available.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta it's probably just a coincidence.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
And what's on the menu tonight??
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I nuked a TV dinner.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
Time for some dignified cowering then.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta I'll be hiding in a classy way.
nostr:npub1mejez96hpdfaxvsathz0c7tk975f0v4ngamcdnkpzg3lmjsmw4ps7j9ra2
I hope the forecast is correct and you have a quiet time of it, stay safe.
nostr:npub1fv9jfas30vtsspt0qf3zwgu5vwrmugvkac77n8a32cejpsq5cxdsqsj9ta even if it's not a tropical storm it's still expected to dump about a year's worth of rain in 24 hours. So I might be swimming.