Audit Reveals All Fort Knox Gold Replaced With IOUs

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Von Trapp Family Crosses The Alps Into Switzerland To Escape Free Speech

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Woman Posts Pic Of Her Dinner For Benefit Of Friends Who’ve Never Seen Spaghetti

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Canadian Hockey Fans Boo Their Future National Anthem

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Europe Vows To Stick It To Trump By Finally Paying Their Own Bills

https://babylonbee.com/news/europe-vows-to-stick-it-to-trump-by-finally-paying-their-own-bills/?utm_source=fediverse

SNL Celebrates 25th Anniversary Of Last Time It Was Funny

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Vance Speech Denouncing E.U. Censorship Censored By E.U.

https://babylonbee.com/news/vance-speech-denouncing-eu-censorship-censored-by-eu/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-demand-transparency-from-man-who-posts-literally-everything-he-does-on-the-internet/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained RFK Jr.'s New And Improved Food Pyramid

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Disaster As King Solomon Only Buys 698 Valentine's Day Gifts

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Impatient Liberal Journalist Starting to Suspect Trump Will Never Send Her to a Concentration Camp

https://babylonbee.com/news/impatient-liberal-journalist-starting-to-suspect-trump-will-never-send-her-to-a-concentration-camp/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Approves Death Penalty For People Who Buy Valentine's Day Cards For Their 'Work Wife'

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-approves-death-penalty-for-people-who-buy-valentines-day-cards-for-their-work-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

German Weather Forecasts Now Include Chances Of Being Run Down By Crazed Jihadist

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Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-fight-doge-by-wasting-more-money-than-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-francis-announces-that-god-agrees-with-whatever-it-is-that-democrats-want-to-do-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Eagles Flagged For Roughing The Passer On Pregame Handshake

https://babylonbee.com/news/eagles-called-for-roughing-the-passer-after-shaking-mahomes-hand/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Inefficiencies In Government Computer Systems Identified By DOGE Workers

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-inefficiencies-in-government-computer-systems-identified-by-doge-workers/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Episcopal Church Announces 327 New Bible Study Groups For All The Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-episcopal-church-announces-17-new-bible-study-groups-for-all-the-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

All Senate Confirmation Votes Delayed Until Mitch McConnell Unfreezes Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-confirmation-votes-delayed-until-mitch-mcconnell-unfreezes-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Signs With Talent Agency, Lands Role As Corpse On 'CSI'

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