Announcement: The Babylon Bee Is Now A Full-Service Restaurant And All Our Writers Are Compensated Entirely With Tips

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New Subscription Service Sends Dads A New Pair Of Cargo Pants Every 9 Years

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JD Vance Already Making Plans To Kill New Pope

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Newly Discovered Mosaic Law Required Israelites To Separate Themselves From Android Users

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God Introduces New Hydrating, Zero Sugar Beverage With No Artificial Dyes

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Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem

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Man Checks News To See Whether Retirement Account Bankrupt Or Has A Million Dollars

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Darth Vader Accidentally Adds Admiral Ackbar To Holochat Planning Alderaan Bombing

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Disney Quietly Cancels Live-Action 'Pocahontas' Starring Dylan Mulvaney

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Jordan Peterson Explains The Deep Meaning Behind 9 Famous Song Lyrics

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CIA Files Reveal JFK Was Killed By Seed Oils

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Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account

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Cruel: Elon Musk Cuts Off Social Security Benefits For Thousands Of Revolutionary War Veterans

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Trump Signals U.S. Ready To Forgive Ukraine For Invading Russia

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Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals

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Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For

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Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall

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WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo

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Impoverished Man Only Has Two Computer Monitors

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Jobs Report Shows Skyrocketing Unemployment Among Lizard People

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