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Old Man Tyler
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It's Tyler How to go to heaven (it's free): https://nicecrew.tv/w/fkm9q8QmL2vR28XMqbACie I author and maintain the bible.nicecrew.digital Bible search tool. Wife: @madison If it's not scripture, assume it's a shitpost, and I'm here to have fun. >Tyler, sometimes I ask myself who is more fucked up: You, or matty. Then I read this and realize, "Yeah, it's you." - @JeffGrimesArt >tylernol is our word but you can say tylenol - @suquili >I think you and @matty are making me retarded > I was running around at work today saying "I am the cum man" and "jorkin time" - @arm_barbarian@poa.st

Can we kill them instead please

Like, let them sign up, but just turn the gas chamber into a deadly one.

I like to subtilty troll retarded women

Asked an e-thot employee where the newborn diapers were to make her ovaries ache and remind her that no matter how full she stuffs her holes, it will never fill the hole in her whorish heart.

Met Kamala Harris in the women's hygiene section and asked her what size pad she recommended

We have an oxymoronic restaurant in my town called "tasty India"

The Jew jewed out of the synagogue jewishly

Son and I trying to fix his fucked up yard sale speakers, hopefully he picks up a thing or two idk.

At first I thought it was a bad connector but it seems to be more of a gummy volume control because somebody spilled dr pepper and honey all over the main speaker controls.

Hard to find steel tubs anymore

Wish my phone still gave me the option to use the voice recorder when I hit the attach button mayne

My fat body is ready

Next time just scrape the grease from your taint and then run it through your hair bud as natural and healthy as a man can get