Throw me some reasonable invoices #zap #bitcoin

What do you think about #ordinals ?

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Have you used #Loop?

Whenever discussions about bitcoin and kyc come up, I'll often see comments about Coinjoins with Whirlpool, or more about just not using kyc. These are great of course, but I rarely see comments on my favorite way to deal with kyc bitcoin, that being Loop.

Step 1: Have a lightning node. Great idea generally.

Step 2: Get on-chain bitcoin. Preferably above 0.01 BTC. Let's assume it's tainted with kyc.

Step 3: Make a lightning channel with a well connected node. ACINQ, Wallet of Satoshi, breezy, someone with very high connectivity.

Step 4: Loop out all of the funds from that channel to cold storage, except the channel reserve and active funds you're gonna use for zapping people/buying goods.

Congratulations you just broke all on-chain trace of where the hell your money has gone. And that's not all. You can come along and loop-in -> loop-out more kyc funds later, and those are even better off because they aren't indicated to be part of a channel with any connection to you.

As for fees, I haven't done a direct side-by-side comparison against whirlpool in a while, but it averages 0.35% for each side, or about 0.7% to loop in and then loop funds out.

Hope you find it useful.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: sats are just data. It's possible that other data is just as valuable and merits space in the world's most secure ledger.

But spoiler alert - it's not monkey jpegs.

Zapped!! ⚡️⚡️🤙🧡

Zapping 21 sats to my fellow #bitcoiners that follow and comment. Time to spread some zappy love 🧡⚡️🤙😍

I’ll look now. Thanks. I’ve tried wallet of satoshi but it looks like it’s not working.

Haha this was a fun experiment, Id in nostr is npub so all my notes history stayed the same.

OK I will now switch to Gunnar, i miss myself. bongoman can wait :)

You are you and I am me.

We are not the same.

Favorite wallet for Zaps folks? I don’t think mine is working. I’m using Damus currently.

Nostr, what's your favorite drink?

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Yeah, I am *definitely* not doing this in gimp. 😂

I want to animate my avatar, but want it to be subtle. Ideas? Suggestions? Apps I should download to make this easy?