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Turns out, there is a second best #bitcoin rewards card. (Parody account!)

🚨 HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚨

Someone just won 10 sats on Fold!

Congratulations to the lucky winner!

Say what you want about us, at least we don’t custody your 🌽 with Ripple.

We’re excited for the next #bitcoin halving because it means we can start rewarding our customers half as many sats.

We have a huge crush on you, too. 😊🫂

Also, please introduce us to your VCs.

Fun Fold fact: Not a single person has ever bought one of these with our app.

Your relay is so slow it makes withdrawing sats from Fold look fast!

Yes! Soon you will be able to pay a higher annual fee. There’s nothing in it for you, but it guarantees we’ll be around longer.

Yeah, we haven’t looked at Lightning yet. Give us a few more years.

Sorry, you need 49,900 more sats to withdraw.

That was obviously a mistake, please send them back.

Replying to Avatar matata

nuts

Protip: Scream “BITCOIN!!!” really loud while the wheel is spinning. You won’t earn more sats, but it will drive your neighbors nuts!

https://video.nostr.build/3ce8380d67ad8a35b77a94faefa604f1a01874818e6ddd62ee6d5292f7f132b3.mp4